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1.26.2013

State Bank of India (SBI) requires 1500 Probationary Officer. Apply Online from 30-01-2013 to 23/02/2013.


State Bank of India is recruiting 1500 Boys and Girls for the post of “Probationary Officer” in the bank. Eligible and interested candidates may apply Online from the official website of the Bank. Selected candidates are liable to be posted anywhere in India. Qualification norms and eligibility criteria as well as information in brief is given below —


STATE BANK OF INDIA REQUIRES 1500 PROBATIONARY OFFICER. ADVERTISEMENT NO. CRPD/PO/2012-13/04. APPLY ONLINE FROM 30-01-2013 TO 23-02-2013.
PROBATIONARY OFFICERS
No. of Vacancies: 1500 (Gen—758; OBC—405; SC—225; ST—112). Out of total vacancies; 44nos. PWD (VH—22; OH—22)

Qualification: Graduation in any Discipline or equivalent.

Age Limits: Not below 21yrs and not above 30yrs as on 01-01-2013. Upper age relaxation for OBC—3yrs; SC/ST—5yrs; PWD—10yrs and Others—as per norms.

Pay scale: Rs.14500—25700. Starting basic pay is Rs.16900/-

Selection of the candidates will be in two phase—
Phase-I: Written Examination of 250 marks consisting of Objective Test and Descriptive Test.
Objective Test will be on following subjects — (a) Test of English Language (Grammer, Vocabulary, Comprehension etc), (b) Test of General Awareness, Marketing and Computers, (c) Test of Data Analysis and Interpretation and (d) Test of Reasoning (High Level)
Descriptive Test will be on — “Test of English Language (comprehension, short précis, letter writing & essay)”
Phase-II: Group Discussion of 20 marks and Interview of 30 marks.

Written Examination will be on 28-04-2013 and will be held at respective centres of SBI available State wise. (Refer the Advt. for details. Link given below)

Application fee: Rs.200/- for General and Others AND Rs.50/- for SC/ST/PWD candidates. Application fee can be paid Offline or Online.
Fee will be accepted from 2nd working day after registration and can be made within three working days at any branch of State Bank of India. System generated fee payment challan will be used for depositing fee. Once fee is paid, the registration process is completed.
Candidates may pay the fee online during making the online application fee. No Fee Payment Challan will be generated in this case.

How to Apply: Apply Online only from the official website of State Bank of India — www.statebankofindia.com OR www.sbi.co.in
After successful submission of Online application fee; print-out the Registration Slip and retain safely for future use.

The candidates should download their call letter and an “acquaint yourself” booklet by entering their registration number and password / date of birth, after 08.04.2013 from the Bank’s website.

Last Date of Application: Online Application Form can be made from dated – 30-01-2013 to 23-02-2013. (Application fee can be paid from 01-02-2013 to 28-02-2013).
Date of Written Examination: 28-04-2013 (Sunday)

Before applying online, please go through officially released advertisement for Qualification norms and Eligibility criteria.

Intelligence Bureau requires 76 Assistant Central Intelligence Officer (Wireless/ Tech). Last Dt. 18/02/2013.


Intelligence Bureau, Under Ministry of Home Affairs, is recruiting 76 Assistant Central Intelligence Officer (ACIA), Grade-II/ Tech & Assistant Central Intelligence Officer, Grade-II/ Wireless Telegraphy, General Central Service, Group – C (Non-Gazetted/ Non-Ministerial). Eligible and interested candidates may apply online. Qualification norms and eligibility criteria is given below —


INTELLIGENCE BUREAU REQUIRES 76 ASSISTANT CENTRAL INTELLIGENCE OFFICER / TECH & ASSISTANT CENTRAL INTELLIGENCE OFFICER / WIRELESS TELEGRAPHY. LAST DATE: 18/02/2013.
1. Assistant Central Intelligence Officer Grade-II (Wireless Telegraphy): 57 Nos. (Gen—12; SC—17; ST—8; OBC—20)
Qualification: Bachelor Degree in Science with Physics or Mathematics OR Diploma of 3 years in Radio Engineering from polytechnic OR M.Sc. (Wireless) in Tele-Communication Engineering AND
Post Graduate Diploma/ One year Diploma in Computer application OR Bachelor of Computer application or Bachelor degree in computer science/IT/ BE/B.Tech in Software Engineering or Information Technology.

2. Assistant Central Intelligence Officer Grade-II (Tech): 19 Nos. (Gen—11; OBC—01; SC—5; ST—2)
Qualification: Bachelor’s Degree in Science with Physics or Mathematics; or Diploma of 3 years from recognized Polytechnic in Engineering or Technology in the subjects i.e. Electronics, Electrical, Telecommunication & Computer Science OR M.Sc (Wireless) in Telecommunication Engineering AND
Post Graduate Diploma in Computer Application OR Bachelor of Computer Application or Bachelors Degree in Computer Science or IT or BE or B.Tech in Software Engineering or Information Technology.

Age Limits: (For both posts) between 18yrs to 27yrs as on closing date of application. Upper age relaxation for OBC—3yrs; SC/ST—5yrs. Departmental candidates and others—as per norms.

Selection of the candidates will be through Written Examination which will be Multiple Choice Objective Types in – General Knowledge/Awareness, Reasoning, Comprehension, Physics, Electronics and Mathematics.

Examination Fee: Rs.100/- for General and OBC candidates. SC/ST candidates and women candidates are exempted from paying Examination Fee.
Application fee is to be deposited through Fee Payment Challan from any branch of State Bank of India. Fee Payment Challan is available at the official website (link given below). Candidates may, if wish, can pay the fee through online banking system while submitting the online application.

How to Apply: Eligible candidates may apply online from the official website of MHA — http://www.mha.nic.in
After final submission of Online application form; candidates should print-out the system generated Registration Slip which will bear unique Registration Number, and retain safely for future use.

Date of Written Examination, Admit card/ Call letter will be intimated in due course to the eligible candidates. Such information will be available at the official website, so candidates should regularly visit the site from time to time.

Last Date of Application: Candidates may submit the Online application form within 30 days from the date of officially announcement of the vacancies (Published on 19-02-2013, i.e. last date will be 18/02/2013)

Before applying online candidates should go through the officially released advertisement. For detailed Advt. and Application form, please visit this link


Padma Bhushan for Dravid, Mary Kom


New Delhi: Former India cricketer Rahul Dravid and London Olympics bronze medalist boxer M.C. Mary Kom were Friday named for the Padma Bhushan, India's third highest civilian award while six other sportspersons were been named in the list of Padma Shri awardees.

London Olympic silver medallist shooter Vijay Kumar, bronze medal winning wrestler Yogeshwar Dutt, para athlete Hosanagara Nagarajegowda Girisha, boxer Ngangom Dingko Singh, mountaineer Premlata Agrawal, and rower Bajrang Lal Takhar were chosen for the Padma Shri Awards.

Dravid, who retired last year after playing 164 Tests and 344 ODIs piling up more than 24,000 runs in international cricket, was the only cricketer to receive the award this year.

The Bangalorean is the third highest run-getter in Tests behind former teammate Sachin Tendulkar and Australia's Ricky Ponting. The 40-year-old won the Padma Shri award in 2004.

Five-time world champion Mary Kom is the only woman boxer to have won a medal at the Olympics.

She was the only Indian boxer to return home with a medal with the rest of the contingent, which included a 2008 Beijing Games bronze medalist returning home empty hand.

The boxer from Manipur won bronze at the Olympics in the 51 kg category.

Vijay Kumar won the silver in 25 metre rapid-fire pistol shooting event at London, opening India's tally of medals at the 2012 event.

he 27-year-old hailing from Barsar village of Hamirpur district of Himachal Pradesh is presently a serving Subedar Major in the Dogra Regiment of the Indian Army

The 30-year-old, Yogeshwar won a bronze in the 60kg free style category and was the second wrestler to win a bronze. Sushil Kumar was the other wrestler, winning a silver.

At the 2010 Delhi Commonwealth Games, Yogeshwar overcame a career-threatening knee injury to win the 60 kg title.

At 48 years, mountaineer Premlata went into the record books after she became the oldest Indian woman to scale the world's tallest peak, Mount Everest.

Through her feats, she earned a listing in the Limca Book of Records.

Takhar, who is a Naib Subedar in the Rajputana Rifles regiment of the Indian Army, won India's first individual rowing gold medal for India at the 2010 Asian Games held in Guangzhou.

Dingko Singh, a Manipur boxer, is one of the biggest proponents of boxing in India.

He won the gold medal at 1998 Bangkok Asian Games and also won the King's cup in Bangkok in 1997.

Girisha Hosanagara gave India its first medal at the Paralympic Games after bagging a silver in the Men's High Jump event in London. (IANS)

CBI Recruitment 2013 – 50 SafaiKarmachari cum Sub Staff Vacancies


CBI Recruitment 2013 – 50 SafaiKarmachari cum Sub Staff Vacancies: CBI a Nationalized Bank has issued notification for recruitment of 50 Safai Karmachari cum Sub Staff and Sub Staff Vacancies for full time in various branches under Ahmednagar Region. Eligible candidates can apply in a prescribed format of application on or before 11-02-2013. For more details regarding age limit, educational qualifications, selection process and how to apply are mentioned below….

Central Bank of India Vacancy Details:
Total No. of Vacancies: 50
Name of the post:
1. Safai Karmachari cum Sub Staff: 40 Posts
2. Sub Staff: 10 Posts

Age Limit: Candidates age must be between 18 to 26 years as on 09-08-2012. Age relaxation is applicable as per the rules.

Educational Qualification: Candidates should have passed eighth class or equivalent from any recognized Board.

Selection Process: Candidates will be selected on the basis of their performance in Interview.

How to Apply: Candidates can download the application form from the website www.centralbankofindia.co.in, in “CAREER” select “Recruitment for Safai Karmachari cum Sub Staff for Ahmednagar Region”. Fill in the application with all necessary details, affix passport photograph, attach attested copies of all relevant documents and super scribe the envelop by name of the post to be applied for and send it to CBI, Post Box Number: 5, MIDC Nagpur, Ahmednagar-414111 on or before 11-02-2013.

Last Date for Receipt of Application: 11-02-2013


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1.25.2013

Stray dogs maul youth in Darjeeling


DARJEELING: The stray dog menace continues unabated in Darjeeling. On Monday night, another person was attacked by stray dogs at Toongsoong, the same place where a man was killed in a suspected dog attack a couple of weeks back. The victim, 22-year-old Sahdev Lepcha, is undergoing treatment at the Darjeeling district hospital after the dogs ripped off some flesh from one of his legs. was attacked by stray dogs at the very spot where a similar incident had taken place and is recuperating in the Darjeeling district hospital with grave injuries to his body.

Lecpha is still in a state of shock. "It was around eleven at the night when I was returning from a friend's place in Toongsoong. , I was attacked by some dogs.

The dogs, more than eight in number, I tried to get out of the situation but the dogs more then eight in numbers were unyielding and forced me on to the ground and started biting me from all sides."

On January 11, Chyangba Sherpa from Toongsoong was found dead at the same spot where Lepcha was attacked. The residents and district officials had suspected a leopard attack. But CCTV installed outside a cage to trap the animal revealed that a group of stray dogs was behind the attack. trap with goat bait by forest officials, to identify the killer revealed dogs attacking with one of them even trapped inside.

There were marks of dog bites on Lepcha's neck, legs and arms. The ferocious nature of the attack could be gauged by the fact that the dogs bit off flesh from one of his legs after ripping apart the jeans he was wearing. from underneath the jeans the youngster was wearing.

"I would have died the way the dogs attacked, I would have been dead actually felt that I would be eaten and dead by the way the dogs attacked me," said Lecpha.

Some residents of the area, who heard his screams, rushed to help him. save him he would have been dead by now.

"I heard the frail cries for help from Lepcha. Since the last dog attack, we were alert and came out to find that a group of dogs attacking Lepcha. We splashed water to shoo away the dogs, but they were in no mood to leave Lepcha. When we started pelting stones at them, they ran awaywith stones did the dogs run away and we managed to save the man," said Akhtar Ali, a local. resident whose house is just a stones throw from the attack spot.

The Darjeeling Municipality officials admitted that the trend of stray dogs attacking humans was getting dangerous. "The incident is sad. We are communicating with the district officials to deal with the situation," said Sukh Bahadur BK, the municipality's vice chairman. In fact, the municipality is not ruling out the possibilities of shooting the stray dogs.

Darjeeling SDO Kaushik Kumar Nag said that he had not received any communication from the municipality. According to him, a decision could only be taken after consulting the animal resource development (ARD) and forest departments. "We have to seek the views of the forest and ARD department to know if it was possible to shoot the dogs. But as of now no communications has come to us," he said.

U S Tamang, the ranger of the Wildlife Senchel Range, said that the forest department could not provide permission to shoot stray dogs. "The dogs are domestic animals and not wild. So, we have no authority to give permission to shoot them," he said.

He agreed that the incident was dangerous as the dogs were showing man-eater traits. "This kind of behavior is dangerous. This has to be checked urgently by the district administration and the municipality. The two attacks on two different persons has lot of similarities," asserted Tamang.

Dr Samir Chhetri, the veterinarian in-charge of Darjeeling Animal Shelter in Lebong, expressed the inability to take in the stray dogs given the inadequate infrastructure.

"We have around 24 kennels but they are used to sterilize and house the dogs which have undergone surgeries. Since we don't have a boarding facility, we leave the dogs after the surgeries," he said. O

On shooting the dogs, Chhetri pointed out, "Due to certain animal laws, we cannot shoot them. Only when the dogs have rabies or some injuries which are incurable and life threatening, we can put them to sleep."

निर्वाचित सदस्यहरुको चौकिको अस्तित्व खतरामा ?


डी के वाइबा, कालिमन्युज, कालेबुङ 24 जनवरी । गोजमुमो पार्टीले शुरु गर्ने भनिएको दोस्रो चरणको गोर्खाल्याण्डको आन्दोलनले निर्वाचित सदस्यहरुको अस्तित्व संकटमा पर्ने संकेत कालेबुङका बिधायक डा हर्कबहादुर छेत्रीले जनसभाबाटै दिएका छन। तिनले आज यहाँको मेला ग्राउण्डमा आयोजित मोर्चाको जनसभालाई सम्बोधन गर्दै उक्त संकेत दिए।

“हामी आन्दोलनकारी हौ अनि गोर्खाल्याण्डको आन्दोलन हामीले जारी राखेका छौ। सरकारले तेलेंगना गठन गरे मोर्चा चुप लागेर बस्दैन। बिपक्षी पार्टीका साथीहरुले सामुहिक राजिनामा दिएर आन्दोलन गर्ने सुझाव दिन्छन। जुनसुकै समय राजीनामा दिएर हुँदैन। ठिक समयमा ठिक ठाउँमा राजीनामा दिए त्यसको प्रभाव राम्रो पर्छ। यदि अहिलेको अवस्थामा अध्यक्ष बिमल गुरुङले राजीनामा दिन लगाए हामी सामुहिक राजिनामा दिएर आन्दोलन गर्न तयार छौ” – डा हर्कबहादुर छेत्रीले भने।

यसै अवधी तिनले अब अगामी दिनहरुमा आफ्नो भेटघाट सडकमा, जुलुसमा अनि गोर्खाल्याण्डको निम्ति डाकिएको जनसभाहरुमा भेट हुने पनि बिधायक छेत्रीले बताए। जनसभालाई सम्बोधन गर्ने क्रममा डा छेत्रीले तेलेंगनाको मुद्दालाई गोजमुमो पार्टीको आन्दोलनले उर्जा प्रदान गरेको दाबी गर्दै गोजमुमो पार्टीले भोकहडताल गरेर सरकारलाई दबाव दिएकै देखेर तेलेंगना माग्ने चन्द्र शेखर रावले पनी भोक हडताल गरेको दाबी गरे।

दोस्रो चरणको आन्दोलन हिंसक हुने ?

डी के वाइबा, कालिमन्युज, कालेबुङ 24 जनवरी । गोर्खाल्याण्ड गठनको निम्ति गोजमुमो पार्टीले गर्ने भनिएको दोस्रो चरणको आन्दोलन हिंसक हुने प्राय निश्चित बनेको छ। मोर्चा अध्यक्ष बिमल गुरुङले गोर्खाल्याण्ड गठन गर्दा हजारौ शहिदको बलिदान दिन परे पनि तयार रहेको घोषणा गरे पछि आज कालेबुङको जनसभामा पनि सबै नेताहरुले दोस्रो चरणको आन्दोलन शान्तिप्रिय नहुने संकेत दिए।

यस सिलसिलामा गोजनामो कोर कमिटि अध्यक्ष आशा गुरुङले बिगत दिनहरुमा गान्धीवादी आन्दोलन भएको कारण आफुहरुको हातमा कलम रहेको बताउँदै अबको आन्दोलनमा कलमको सट्टा झाँसीको रानी बन्दै खुकुरी बोक्न पछि नपर्ने बताईन।

यता जनसभालाई सम्बोधन गर्दै गोजमुमो सांगठनिक सचिव बिजय सुन्दास, सभासद सामुएल गुरुङ, जीटीए डिपुटी चिफ रमेश आले, सावन राई आदिले पनि आगामी आन्दोलन कठोर हुने बताए। जीटीए गठन पछि कालेबुङमा गोर्खाल्याण्ड गठनको माग गर्दै पहिलोपल्ट डाकिएको उक्त जनसभामा गोजमुमो कालेबुङ महकुमा क्षेत्रका बिभिन्न समष्टिका सभासदवर्ग, नगरपालिका पार्षदगण लगायत सबै भातृसंगठनका नेताहरुको सहभागीता रहेको थियो।

Indian Air Force: Airmen posts for 10+2 or Diploma Engineering


Indian Air Force invites application for the Posts of Airmen in Indian Air Force for 10+2 or Diploma Engineering candidates.
Post Name: Airman Educational Qualifications : Candidate passed Intermediate or 10+2 or equivalent examination with Mathematics, Physics and English with a minimum of 50% marks in aggregate. or Candidate should have passed a three year Diploma Course in Engineering (Mechanical or Electrical or Electronics or Automobile or Computer Science or Instrumentation Technology or Information Technology)

Pay Scale : Rs.21414/- for more details click

Manager blames tea trio


Alipurduar, Jan. 24: The management of Chamurchi Tea Estate in the Dooars has blamed the deteriorating work culture among a section of labourers, for suspension of work announced at the garden yesterday.

The notice announcing suspension of work was issued after G.P. Dixit, the general manager of Chamurchi, was gheraoed by a section of workers in his office on Tuesday evening. Later that night, he and other managerial staff left the garden.

The notice mentioned that the gherao was led by a trio — a sub-staff and two daily workers. The workers had demanded that full wages be paid to them even though they had failed to do their scheduled tasks during the fortnight for which wages were disbursed on Tuesday.

“The incident clearly shows that there is no administration in the garden and management has no authority to continue the operation of the garden in a meaningful manner,” read the two-page notice issued by Dixit late last evening.

“The recalcitrant workers during the confinement period have abused the managerial personnel in unparliamentary language, with destructive attitude damaged office equipment and tried to assault the undersigned (Dixit), but with the intervention of a section of workforce they failed to do so (assault Dixit and the other managerial hands),” the notice said.

According to representatives of Chamurchi Agro (India) Limited that owns the garden, the management had issued several notices and spoken with representatives of unions in the garden over the issue of non-fulfilment of tasks. It was clearly intimated to them that non-performers would be paid regulated wages as per their performance.

“The workers, led by Kamruddin Ansari, Gaffar Ansari and Muktamani Rabidas, instigated other workers and resorted to illegal confinement and intimidated the management representatives,” said a representative of Chamurchi Tea Estate.

Chitta Dey, convener of the Coordination Committee of Tea Plantation Workers, however, said: “The management hardly takes any steps against such disobedient workers to remind them of their service through notices but straightway goes for a lockout or suspension of work.”

1.24.2013

jokes..................................


A recently fired stock trader said ... "This is worse than divorce... I have lost everything and I still have my wife..."

Father: Your teacher says she finds itImpossible to teach you anything!Son:That`s why I say she`s no good!

Before marriage:Roses are red,sky is blue,O my darling!I love u.After Marriage:Roses are dead, I have flu,don`t come near me,Paray hatt tuu.

I just feel u... Whenever I feel u... I just miss u .. Whenever i miss u .. I just wanna See u ... Do u know why.... It`s just because ...

Wife:yesterday-night I saw a dream That u were sending me Jewelry and clothes! Husband: yeah, I saw your dad paying the bill !!!

Most interesting line written on the front of T-shirt of a girl, . . . Excuse me ! My face is above.;-)

Husband asks,Do you know the meaning of WIFE. It means...Without Information Fighting Everytime! WIFE satys No,it means-With Idiot for Ever.

Marriage: It`s an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master

Its INTERNATIONAL GOOD LOOKING DAY!send this to someone that you think is gorgeous, dont send it to me as I have had 100s already

Twinkle twinkle little star, you should know what you are, and once you know what you are, Mental hospital is not so far.

Romance LOVE CAN NEITHER BE CREATED NOR BE DESTROYED, IT CAN ONLY BE CHANGED FROM ONE GIRL FRIEND TO ANOTHER

Sweet candies are nice to eat .. Sweet words are easy to say .. but, sweet ppl are hard to find ... OH MY GOD! how did u find me?

Hello, this is GOD. I make few bad creations but you are the worst monster I ever realised.My apologies on behalf of the whole world

The more I learn the more I get to know,the more I know the more I forget,the more I forget the less I know,so why should I be learning??

twinkle twinkle little star tera boy friend gaya bazar us ko mil gaya doosra pyar ab tu beth ker makhyan maaar

I have a confession to makeever since i metu its been hardfor meto 4get uevery night isee u in my dreamsand find myself shouting GHOST GHOST

From Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec,From birth till my death, my feelings 4 u have never changed.For me, you`ve always been...a headach!

MBBS Final Exam:-Question: Fill in the blanks.If a lady faints, we must 1st check her PU-S-Only few intelligent students wrote PULSE

Banta falls in luv wit a nurse.. After much thinking, he finally writes a luv letter 2 her: "I LUV U SISTER"

What is a difference between a Kiss,a Car and a Monkey? A kiss is so dear, a car is too dear and a monkey is U dear.

Father: How did you fail the final exam? Son: Under water Aather:What do you mean?

If i need "Brain Transplantation"I will prefer your brain...don`t think that you are a genius.... i need a brain which is never use before

Q: Why dogs don`t marry? A: Bcoz they are already leading a dog`s life!

Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye, I don''t worry I don`t cry, I`m just happy that cows can`t fly!

I have lots ofjokes in my inbox,But I can`t send you all of them,It will take a lot of time,So I`m sending u just1 joke"You areso beautiful"

If u r stressed, you`ll get pimples.. if u crymu`ll get wrinkles.. So, y don`t u smile & get dimples?

A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the impression he just cleaned the whole house.

Tomorrow is my exam But I don`t care Because a single sheet of paper can`t decide my future.

Statistics showthat 1% of women in the world,are on medication for mental illness So beware!99% are running around without proper medication

Doc 2 Patient:The check which u gave me has returned back.Patient 2 Doc:The head-ache for which you gave me medicine has also returned back

Question by a student!!If a single teacher can`t teach us all the subjects,Then..How could u expect a single student to learn all subjects?

Wats d height of hope??It is:sittin in d exam hall, holdin d question paper in hand n tellin ur self "dude,dnt worry.Exams wil get postponed

"The universe is Finite..." Which is a comforting Thought For those people , Who cannot remember Where they leave Things

Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business? Student: "Father in law".

Three lights to save the earth from the darkness.. 1st:sunlight 2nd: moonlight 3rd:you my sweet friend tube light ok cool cool cool darling

Beautiful Lines For Life: Life is a mirror in which you should absorb Good Things.. And reflect Bad Things..

Every relation can be made stronger by trusting on each other,but more than that we should learn to compromise to keep any relation longer.

People dont care when they lose 1RS coin from their pocket. but They feel distressing when they lose 1RS from their mobile balance!

Every heart knows how to beat the feelings.. But, Some heart only knows how to response the feelings..!!

Whenever you are in a position to help someone, Just do it & be glad, Bcoz God is answering someone`s prayers through you.

Dreams give support to hope. Hope inspires efforts. Effort results in success. So dreams r root of success. May all ur dreams come true.

Mobile ek MANDIR hai,Simcard uska DEVTACall karne wala PUJARI,Sms bhejne wala DANI,Padhane wala BHAKT Reply na karne wala mandir ka BHIKARI.

When i spend time with you.. . . . , M giving you a part of my life That will never come back So please dont make me regret it later.

Somewhere I Heard.. Life is Beautiful.. But Very Soon I Released.. Lots of Conditions Apply..!!

A cute boyasks a fallen rose:Don`t u get hurt wen u r plucked?Rose replied:No I forget mypain thinking that i am the reasonfor someone smile

Confidence is key, Sometimes, you need to look like you are confident, even when you are not.

It is said that if you close your eyes, you see the person you love the most. and when i do that, . . SlideShow begins.

God has DepositedLove,Joy,Prosperity,Peace,Laughter &All Kinds of Blessings in Ur ATM Account Use without Limit.The PIN Code is PRAYER

You know what COLLEGE means?? C=Come O=On L=Lets L=Love E=Each G=Girl E=Equally So every BOY goes to COLLEGE.

Girlfriend is Hot Water, Lover is Mineral Water, Wife is Corporation Water, Relationship is Kaveri Water, But"FRIENDSHIP"is pure Rain Water!